The Devil's Cat
by William W. Johnstone
1987, Zebra Books
Sam, Nydia, and Little Sam travel the country looking for towns that Satan has taken over. They drive back to Whitfield, Nebraska, the scene of the first book to pick up a dog. Does the dog have fleas? He doesn't - Nydia just knows. He has no collar - none that earthly eyes can perceive. Johnstone gets this out of the way early and thankfully doesn't spend a lot of time laboring over cosmic rules and people just knowing things. Unfortunately, he also got rid of everything else the Devil series was good at. Less violent, less gory, less rapey, more talky.
There are a couple of subplots that don't amount to much, such as a man turning into a panther and a couple of escaped mental patients, but otherwise it's a less focused version of the last book. Sam's devil daughter Xaviere wants to have sex with him to breed some super witch or something and Sam wants to kill all the satanists.
Little Sam is a reverse Damien and Xaviere and her fcoven get forgotten about at the end of the book, the tablet is mentioned just once, and the conclusion is a completely disjointed mess, with way too many survivors to keep track of
Not the last Devil book, but the last to have the Balon family. It ends with a jokey little sequence of the President making a joke about Democrats.
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Wolfsbane by William Johnstone
Wolfsbane
by William Johnstone
1982 Zebra Books
All the usual Devil series trappings, and less. Aside from a couple of ritual killings, there's nothing resembling a horror novel for most of the book. People talking, and talking about what they talked about, and talking about that. Much of it in Cajun dialect, which read more Jamaican in my head.
Pat and the local Sheriff gather up the surviving descendants of the 1934 killing, but I can't be bothered to keep track of a bunch of new characters introduced this late who don't do anything.
After all the talk and rules and blah blah blah, Pat just storms the house and shotguns the hell out of everything. Walking dead, werewolves, even the witch go down pretty quick. Pretty good scene, with slipping around in looping intestines and heads flying off shoulders, but it doesn't make up for pages of "I naw tum ting bou ragaru, a ight?"
Epilogue: Wisecracking Satan has long sarcastic conversations with Pat about sports and holds him in suspended animation for five years. Pat decides to dedicate his life to stopping Satan's plans. After pages and pages of talking about his luggage and getting new clothes.
Both the dullest and most poorly written of the Johnstone books I've read so far. His sentence constructs seemed a bit off, and despite pulling out all the stops at the end, not much going on. There are a couple of the most disturbing sequences, with an ancient witch raping me as part of ritual murder. You don't run into the phrase "leathery labia" too much in horror fiction.
Available for Kindle from Amazon.
Click here to read a sample.
by William Johnstone
1982 Zebra Books
"It's called dog-fashion,"
Like werewolves? Too bad, this book is about a witch. There are werewolves in it, sure, but just they only pop up quickly enough to get shotgunned down.
In 1934, rural Louisiana, a suspected rugaru/loup garou/werewolf/bigfoot thing is killed. Decades later, his widow vows to destroy the bloodlines of her husband's murderers.Her granddaughter Janette, wanting to get to the bottom of the family curse, recruits a burned out special forces vet Pat Strange to help her.
Pat Strange is not a racist.
Pat was not a racist; he did not hate men for the color of their skin.As usual with statements like these, we're immediately given evidence to the contrary.
He also tried to understand the passions of black Africans - those with some degree of intelligence - to govern themselves.Pat is the "God's Warrior" of this book, and he comes to a town where folks have gotten unfriendly and stopped going to church. Some people "just know" things, there's a proxy war between God and Satan with rules nobody follows anyway, arbitrary timelines.
All the usual Devil series trappings, and less. Aside from a couple of ritual killings, there's nothing resembling a horror novel for most of the book. People talking, and talking about what they talked about, and talking about that. Much of it in Cajun dialect, which read more Jamaican in my head.
Pat and the local Sheriff gather up the surviving descendants of the 1934 killing, but I can't be bothered to keep track of a bunch of new characters introduced this late who don't do anything.
After all the talk and rules and blah blah blah, Pat just storms the house and shotguns the hell out of everything. Walking dead, werewolves, even the witch go down pretty quick. Pretty good scene, with slipping around in looping intestines and heads flying off shoulders, but it doesn't make up for pages of "I naw tum ting bou ragaru, a ight?"
Epilogue: Wisecracking Satan has long sarcastic conversations with Pat about sports and holds him in suspended animation for five years. Pat decides to dedicate his life to stopping Satan's plans. After pages and pages of talking about his luggage and getting new clothes.
Both the dullest and most poorly written of the Johnstone books I've read so far. His sentence constructs seemed a bit off, and despite pulling out all the stops at the end, not much going on. There are a couple of the most disturbing sequences, with an ancient witch raping me as part of ritual murder. You don't run into the phrase "leathery labia" too much in horror fiction.
Available for Kindle from Amazon.
Click here to read a sample.
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