I thought I knew everything about obscure 70s kids TV, but almost every live action show here is new to me:
McDuff the Talking Dog
Big John, Little John
Monster Squad
The Kids From C.A.P.E.R.
Muggsy
Filmed at Magic Mountain, starring Freddy Prinze and all the cocaine in Columbia.
Wednesday, July 19, 2017
Tuesday, July 18, 2017
Toy Cemetery by William W. Johnstone
Toy Cemetery
by William W. Johnstone
1987 Zebra Books
The townfolk are acting funny yadda yadda yadda, though this is one of the books where most of the town are oblivious and only some are actively evil. We also revisit some of the Nursery in the form of a hospital doing secret experiments and an Ancient One figure.
It was the best selling book of 1986, so this time around (and the next book) we've got a bunch of kids running around like vigilante Boxcar Kids. By the end we have a complete cluster: ceramic people, tiny headed mutants, satanists, machete wielding kids, evil toys, and good toys all slaughtering each other in the streets.
Not as nasty this time around aside from when our hero finds a cache of Satanic kiddie porn and proceeds to show it to everyone.
Available in Kindle from Amazon.
Click here to read a sample.
by William W. Johnstone
1987 Zebra Books
Johnstone lightened up a little for this one and let himself have a little fun. A single father returns to his hometown to move into the house left by his recently departed Aunt. She was a doll collector, and pretty much right out of the gate the dolls come to life in front of the police.
"Grown men and women are thrust in to near-incestuous relationships with their kids; creatures roam the night; toys come alive; and the personalities of nearly everyone in town have been altered."
The townfolk are acting funny yadda yadda yadda, though this is one of the books where most of the town are oblivious and only some are actively evil. We also revisit some of the Nursery in the form of a hospital doing secret experiments and an Ancient One figure.
It was the best selling book of 1986, so this time around (and the next book) we've got a bunch of kids running around like vigilante Boxcar Kids. By the end we have a complete cluster: ceramic people, tiny headed mutants, satanists, machete wielding kids, evil toys, and good toys all slaughtering each other in the streets.
Not as nasty this time around aside from when our hero finds a cache of Satanic kiddie porn and proceeds to show it to everyone.
Available in Kindle from Amazon.
Click here to read a sample.
Wednesday, July 12, 2017
Saturday Morning Sneak Peek ABC 1973
Avery Schreiber.
Live action Bugs Bunny.
Australian Rick Springfield.
Yogi Bear dancing to Australian Rick Springfield.
Australian Rick Springfield's psychedelic nightmare "Mission: Magic!".
Live action Bugs Bunny.
Australian Rick Springfield.
Yogi Bear dancing to Australian Rick Springfield.
Australian Rick Springfield's psychedelic nightmare "Mission: Magic!".
Tuesday, July 4, 2017
Baby Grand by Joseph E. Keene and William W. Johnstone
Baby Grand
by Joseph E. Keene and William W. Johnstone
1987 Zebra Books
Bill Elliott is a soldier of fortune who retires and moves home to Tennessee to be a private detective. His first case: investigate a haunted piano for his old friend Joe Conrad. The piano plays music by itself and occasionally talks.
Meanwhile, someone is kidnapping and raping local virgins. We never find out who or why, something about a ceremony. This is the closest this book comes to the sleaziness we're used to from Johnstone.
Elliott hangs around town for a hundred pages or so, spending a lot of time with teen Carol. He finds a book about local pianos at the library but some pages are torn out.
A zombie shows up in Conrad's house and hits Elliott over the head with a chair, and the piano chases him around the house, snapping it's lid while playing the theme from Jaws. Elliott and Carol visit the haunted house next door. There are eyes following them in paintings, flying candlesticks, the whole Haunted Mansion treatment.
Meanwhile, folks around town seem to be getting rude, and they stop bathing. You know the drill by now.
For once, Johnstone doesn't lay all his cards on the table all at once. Though once he finally does, he's got a seven high.
The piano belonged to the Wellingtons, a rich family who owns the town. Old man Wellington got mad because nobody came to his kid's piano recital, so he sold his soul to Satan. That's it. That explains the possessed piano, why the town is full of evil people, and why folks are coming back to the dead as werewolves.
Not Beasts like the other books. Actual dogs. You sell your soul to Satan and you can be killed once, and you come back as a zombie who can turn into a dog. A dog who can be easily killed a second time with conventional weapons.
Which Bill Elliott does by the score, while blowing up everything around with C4. He sets the piano on fire, the end.
Epilogue:
No consequences for murdering half the town, and tons of loose ends. The librarian's mom may or not be a witch. There was a ghost of a priest who does nothing. Some business of Conrad's dead wife being possessed as a teen and Carol getting local rednecks to break his hands.
Speaking of Carol, Elliott remembers the he hooked up with her Mom nine months before she was born and finally puts things together, working that private detective mind of his.
Too long, too padded, too tame. It may be all downhill from here.
Why is the skeleton man not wearing shoes? And there are no children in the entire book.
Currently not available for Kindle, likely complicated by the dual authorship. I'm curious about Keene's contributions - the only other book I could find by him was about songwriting.
Used paperback from Amazon.
by Joseph E. Keene and William W. Johnstone
1987 Zebra Books
"You look like a retarded penguin."
Bill Elliott is a soldier of fortune who retires and moves home to Tennessee to be a private detective. His first case: investigate a haunted piano for his old friend Joe Conrad. The piano plays music by itself and occasionally talks.
Meanwhile, someone is kidnapping and raping local virgins. We never find out who or why, something about a ceremony. This is the closest this book comes to the sleaziness we're used to from Johnstone.
Elliott hangs around town for a hundred pages or so, spending a lot of time with teen Carol. He finds a book about local pianos at the library but some pages are torn out.
A zombie shows up in Conrad's house and hits Elliott over the head with a chair, and the piano chases him around the house, snapping it's lid while playing the theme from Jaws. Elliott and Carol visit the haunted house next door. There are eyes following them in paintings, flying candlesticks, the whole Haunted Mansion treatment.
Meanwhile, folks around town seem to be getting rude, and they stop bathing. You know the drill by now.
For once, Johnstone doesn't lay all his cards on the table all at once. Though once he finally does, he's got a seven high.
The piano belonged to the Wellingtons, a rich family who owns the town. Old man Wellington got mad because nobody came to his kid's piano recital, so he sold his soul to Satan. That's it. That explains the possessed piano, why the town is full of evil people, and why folks are coming back to the dead as werewolves.
Not Beasts like the other books. Actual dogs. You sell your soul to Satan and you can be killed once, and you come back as a zombie who can turn into a dog. A dog who can be easily killed a second time with conventional weapons.
Which Bill Elliott does by the score, while blowing up everything around with C4. He sets the piano on fire, the end.
Epilogue:
No consequences for murdering half the town, and tons of loose ends. The librarian's mom may or not be a witch. There was a ghost of a priest who does nothing. Some business of Conrad's dead wife being possessed as a teen and Carol getting local rednecks to break his hands.
Speaking of Carol, Elliott remembers the he hooked up with her Mom nine months before she was born and finally puts things together, working that private detective mind of his.
Too long, too padded, too tame. It may be all downhill from here.
Why is the skeleton man not wearing shoes? And there are no children in the entire book.
Currently not available for Kindle, likely complicated by the dual authorship. I'm curious about Keene's contributions - the only other book I could find by him was about songwriting.
Used paperback from Amazon.
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