Chrome
by George Nader
1978 Alyson Books
George Nader was a B-movie actor who moved to Europe after being served up to the tabloids to avoid Rock Hudson being outed. There he acted in such films as The Human Duplicators, Beyond Atlantis, and the Jerry Cotton series.
In 1978 he wrote Chrome, his only novel published. Chrome is set in a futuristic Earth that is rebuilding after an unspecified apocalypse. Chrome has the ability to heal through massage and is assigned to heal Vortex, who has his hands encased in plastic tubes.
The first third of the book is just sexual tension between the two as the massages get closer and closer to Vortex's junk. Then they hook up and we get more swerves than Vince Russo writing for Alfred Hitchcock.
Maybe Vortex is a robot, and by robot Nader means a genetically engineered test tube baby. No, Chrome is the robot. We're being watched, so you must pretend not to love me. No, that was the test, to see if you'd publicly proclaim our love. Now I'm dead, but no I'm not, but you are, no you're...
Etc, etc. Vortex leaves somewhere and the rest of the book are meaningless plot twists explained to Chrome as he hangs out in his room. The plot, such as it is, involves Chrome being a new kind of robot who is capable of compassion, and some folks want to kill him and some want to breed a race of supermen.
Some reviewers have turned their noses up at some themes of misogyny and eugenics expressed by some characters, but I didn't find it coherent or consistent enough to say that Chrome held these beliefs, much less Nader.
Interesting that book had a future where homosexuality was completely normal and didn't have a homophobe in the entire piece, but nothing interesting happened in the book itself. Barely science fiction, only a couple of bj scenes so not exactly erotica, and not much of a love story. I forgot the ending immediately after reading it. Nader violates Checkov's Gun principle by introducing a hot alien with dildo arms in the first act and not inserting them anywhere in the third act.
Granted, I'm not exactly the target audience for 70s gay scifi romance, but when you find out that the guy from Robot Monster wrote a space porn, you can't not read it.
Paperback from Amazon
Thursday, June 28, 2018
Tuesday, June 26, 2018
The Watercress File: Being the Further Adventures of That Man from C.A.M.P.
The Watercress File: Being the Further Adventures of That Man from C.A.M.P.
by Don Holliday (Victor Banis)
1966 Leisure
Jackie Holmes is an agent of C.A.M.P. is a secret organization that helps the cause of gays worldwide. Here he hangs around a homophobic CIA agent and some ditzy women in a plot that I forgot about as soon as I read it.
Better written than most of the semi-pornographic James Bond parodies of the time, with the frequent sex scenes consisting of innuendo filthier than if it was written anatomically.
Kindle ebook available from Amazon
Click here to read a sample
by Don Holliday (Victor Banis)
1966 Leisure
Jackie Holmes is an agent of C.A.M.P. is a secret organization that helps the cause of gays worldwide. Here he hangs around a homophobic CIA agent and some ditzy women in a plot that I forgot about as soon as I read it.
Better written than most of the semi-pornographic James Bond parodies of the time, with the frequent sex scenes consisting of innuendo filthier than if it was written anatomically.
Kindle ebook available from Amazon
Click here to read a sample
Thursday, June 14, 2018
The Book of the Movie of the Book: James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
By Christopher Wood
Based on the movie The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Written by Christopher Wood and Richard Maibaum
Based on the book The Spy Who Loved Me (1962)
By Ian Fleming
See also: James Bond and Moonraker
By Christopher Wood
Based on the movie The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Written by Christopher Wood and Richard Maibaum
Based on the book The Spy Who Loved Me (1962)
By Ian Fleming
See also: James Bond and Moonraker
Thursday, June 7, 2018
The Book of the Movie of the Book: Bram Stoker's Dracula
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
By Fred Saberhagen and James V. Hart
Based on the film Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Written by James V. Hart
Based on the novel Dracula (1897)
Written by Bram Stoker
By Fred Saberhagen and James V. Hart
Based on the film Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Written by James V. Hart
Based on the novel Dracula (1897)
Written by Bram Stoker
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