Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Between Two Worlds by Nandor Fodor

Between Two Worlds
by Nandor Fodor
1964, Paperback Library


Fodor has a psychoanalytical approach to the supernatural so we get a lot of gestalt/collective unconscious/Jungian kind of digressions, with very few actual claims of the paranormal. He actually had the reputation as a skeptic at the time, in that he thought hoaxes were a possibility in some cases.

A hairband disappears. Only a ghost could have taken it, one doesn't simply lose a hairband, you buy one for life.

A dog barks at something he can't see, proof positive of ghosts.

A 70 pound table slides around during a séance in the dark. This was impossible to move by corporeal means - it was on a carpet.

His wife has a dream Hitler shaves off his moustache. The next day he sees an ad in the paper for the Great Dictator. Nobody has previously connected Charlie Chaplin and Hitler's moustaches. Coincidence?

He goes over the deeply stupid case of Gef, the magical talking mongoose, which was made into a movie with Simon Pegg as Fodor and a serial sexual predator as the voice of Gef.

One of the dumber aspects of Spiritualism is the use of spirit guides, the ghosts of dead racial stereotypes which aid in seances. Fodor marvels of the case of a reader who transfigures herself into a "Chinaman" and wonders if she had the skills and facial elasticity to make the change herself, when you know she just squinted and stuck her front teeth out.

A woman claims to be molested by a ghost. It stops for a while when she stuffs a giant iron cross in her undies, but it gets too uncomfortable. For a while she was able to guess where the ghost was and grab and yank off his ghost dick, but that lost effectiveness. The ghost starts coming around the backdoor until she shouted "abnormal!" enough that he swings around to the front. They seek the assistance of a medium and her spirit guide Minnehaha, the fictional woman from the Longfellow poem, and her spirit tribe, which presumably includes Tonto and Billy Jack.

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Monday, November 18, 2024

Chain Letter by Ruby Jean Jensen

Chain Letter
by Ruby Jean Jensen
1987, Zebra

Little kid Brian loses his dog in the spooky abandoned nursing home which was also an asylum for the criminally insane. He and his friends find half of a chain letter, see a spooky derelict, and one of them, Shelly, vanishes. The other friend, Abby, sends the chain letter to an older boy she likes. He throws the letter away and ends up driving over a cliff. Abby and Brian make a half assed effort to figure out the chain letter's curse while members of the town are haunted by visions of the missing dog and child. Abby pushes another girl off a cliff and lures Brian to the nursing home. Something happens off-page and Abby drowns in a deep pool of water, the end.

In an epilogue it's explained that Shelly and the dog drowned in the pool, one that search parties somehow missed. Brian's older brother finds the other half of the chain letter, which reveals that sending the chain letter sells your soul to Satan.

I usually don't like to get hung up over the rules, but here being around the letter may or may not result in you mysteriously drowning, sending the letter turns you into a homicidal maniac, throwing the letter away gets you killed, burning it summons a mysterious figure, and holding on to the letter indefinitely has no discernable effect.

The ghosts, spooky bearded man, and haunted asylum don't figure into anything. The chain letter barely does, claiming exactly one victim. While Jensen didn't follow the expected cliché of the chain letter claiming a series of victims, she only replaced it with an ounce of evil child towards the end, spending more time on Brian's dad having an affair with Shelly's mom.

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Sunday, November 17, 2024

Swag 1: Swag Town by L.S. Riker

Swag 1
Swag Town
by L.S. Riker
1992, St. Martin

Near future America in decline - a new scenario to me, a combination of targeted assassinations of economic figures and financial terrorism decimates America's economy, with foreign companies buying up everything and turning the States into a third world country.

Swag (nickname from the phrase Scientific Wild Ass Guess) is a former cop turned hired gun who has a bodyguard client killed in front of him, dragging him into a plot to control New York's criminal underworld. Swag's role in the plot is a little cloudy, and you could tell the author had some background into finance and economics that they didn't mind sharing at length.

Like a lot of detective novels, Swag mainly just stumbles around with people either dumping exposition or trying to kill him, but the action scenes are some of the best I've read.

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Wednesday, November 13, 2024

The Enforcer: The Story of "Happy Jack" Burbridge

The Enforcer: The Story of "Happy Jack" Burbridge
By Jack Burbridge as told to Victoria Chandler
1980, Acclaimed Books


Grabbed this on the strength of the cover in the Men's Adventure section and was surprised to find it was inspirational fiction. Jack Burbridge was a remorseless psychopathic petty criminal who, after a religious conversion in prison, became a remorseless psychopathic public speaker.

Jack went from stealing hubcaps as a kid, graduated to pimping and black marketeering in the Army, moved on to protection and pimping in rural Indiana, before being busted for bank robbery and going to prison, where he became born again, got early release, and started a prison and biker ministry.

Works surprisingly well as a true crime memoir outlining the life of a mob connected minor dirtbag in 1960s Indiana. And if you're worried he gets too preachy at the end, he's far too focused on talking about himself to get around to God much.

Taken at face value (and if you can't trust a pimp turned religious zealot, who can you trust), he at least stopped the assaults, killings, and sexual slavery after he got out. But his account is completely consistent with someone playing up his religious redemption to get out of prison early and stuck with it as a career - he even jokes about how he never had to get a real job.

Happy Jack's story checks almost every box for what those in the biz call Criminal Attitudes. Nothing was his fault, he was the real victim, the corrupt system is out to get him, he wasn't really that bad of a guy, and it's not fair that he faced any consequences at all. Clearly still proud at what a tough guy he was, says that he was a compassionate pimp and only beat women if they acted like a man, whatever that's supposed to mean. Minimizes the harm he did, even to the point of passive voice admitting to a self-defense killing - the other guy "got shot down".

He's not too heavy on the excuses because he's completely devoid of remorse. Mentions that one time, once, for a few minutes, he felt bad about the things he did, but then remembered that he was born again, so he didn't actually do those things, it was the other guy, get off my back, man. An ounce of recognition that he hurt his wife, but even with his kids he's more worried about his self image as a good dad.

The thing that really burned my hide is when a couple times somebody dies instead of him, it was because his mama was praying for him. The other poor schmuck, including someone he kills while driving under the influence, were just out of luck. Maybe their mamas should have been praying.

 Available at https://archive.org/details/enforcerstory000burb - don't keep it in your locker!


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Monday, November 11, 2024

Street & Smith's Mystery Magazine Feb 1940

Street & Smith's Mystery Magazine
Feb 1940, vol 5 no 4


Street & Smith ran a bunch of series characters in Mystery Magazine - a full look here https://thepulp.net/pulpsuperfan/2017/04/24/a-look-at-street-smiths-crime-busters/

The Death Lady by William G. Bogart

Townspeople drop dead when the bell tower strikes 13 and the mysterious Miss Death appears. The Scooby-Doo conclusion involves by hypnosis and undetectable poison gas.

Jobs of Jeopardy by Frank Gruber

Jim Strong breaks up an employment agency racket. He gets knocked out twice, and is unconscious as the baddies are dispatched off page.

Double Trouble by Theodore Tinsley

A Carrie Cashin story - kind of a Remington Steele set up with Cashin running the PI business with a male front. Cashin runs across actor impersonators and leads to a dubious treasure in a mansion plot. Way too many exclamation points.

You Can't Figure Women by Ned O'Doherty

A customs agent finds a severed head in a case of scotch and uncovers a French dress smuggling ring.

Death on Silvery Wings by Norman A. Daniels

Neil Morrison of the New York Aerial Police busts up a gang using airplanes as getaway vehicles.

Murders Aren't Nice by W.T. Ballard

Red Drake is a wanted man who gets mixed up in a kidnapping.

Saturday, October 5, 2024

WWX World Title - Warlock vs Gila!

 


No lizard is big enough to stand up to the champion. Ray Garton retains the belt.



Friday, October 4, 2024

Warlock by Ray Garton

Warlock
by Ray Garton
1989 Avon

A 17th century warlock is propelled through time and space, followed by a witch-hunter, both landing in late 80s LA. The warlock seeks to put together three hidden pieces of a grimoire which reveals the true name of God, in order that he may read it backwards and undo creation. The witch-hunter teams up with a young woman on a road trip to stop him.

Goes way harder than the movie. The warlock is endowed with "Satan's member" which is his main murder weapon. Haven't seen the movie in a while, but I don't remember the yawning anuses and sagging vaginas of his victims. And I doubt there's a deleted scene of Julian Sands sucking eyeballs out of Mary Woronov's nipples.

Weakest with the banter in the dialogue, which I'm guessing comes straight from the script. Came out two years before the movie was released in America.

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