Showing posts with label Ed Wood Jr.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ed Wood Jr.. Show all posts

Monday, November 28, 2022

The Hazards of the Game by Ed Wood, Jr. as Dick Trent

The Hazards of the Game
by Ed Wood, Jr. as Dick Trent
Garter Girls v06 n01, Feb/Mar 1972

A hitman and his model hookup have a post-coital chat.

Collected in Angora Fever, available from Amazon

Thursday, August 18, 2022

Gore In the Alley by Shirlee Lane (Ed Wood Jr.)

Gore In the Alley
by Shirlee Lane (Ed Wood Jr.)
Horror Sex Tales insert of The Jumbo Book, Pendulum, 1972

“She was bruised, cut and her box felt as if a steamroller had entered it and left it flat and raw”

After being raped in an alley by a maggot smelling hobo, a street walker goes Ms. 45 emasculating rapists with a straight razor.

Collected in Collected in Angora Fever available from Amazon

Thursday, August 4, 2022

Hellfire by Ed Wood Jr.

Hellfire
by Ed Wood Jr.
1972

"And when he blew into her it was the power and the heat of eternities which smashed into her guts… and with each dripping value the heat remained."

The devil bangs a woman in hell, comes cruising on Earth, bangs another woman, and takes some hustlers who try to mug him to hell.

Dated 1972 in Blood Splatters Quickly, don't know if this was from Wood's papers, if it got published, or where.

Collected in Blood Splatters Quickly, available from Amazon.

Monday, August 1, 2022

Hitchhike to Hell by Ed Wood, Jr.

Hitchhike to Hell
by Ed Wood, Jr.
One Plus One Vol 4, No. 1, Jan/Feb 1971

A serial killer meets his match. Gay panic is quickly becoming a theme for Wood - the character will kill a man if he can't find a female victim, but he prefers women, he says to himself quite a bit.

"It was an excellent plan and his rubber panties would not be denied after all. They would be filled with his own satisfaction and another one of those bitch-tramps would be sent to hell where she belonged."

I can't find anything about the magazine "One Plus One", likely some porn rag lost to time.

Collected in Angora Fever available from Amazon

Friday, July 29, 2022

Scream Your Bloody Head Off by Ed Wood, Jr.

Scream Your Bloody Head Off 
by Ed Wood, Jr.
Horror Sex Tales, Vol. 1, No. 1

A cheating husband kills his wife and has challenges disposing of her body. Ed Wood's writing is even more incoherent than his directing. Like an IA wrote it before being run through Google translate a couple times.  "He was a handsome well-built guy and built between his legs like a stud, and he used that member like a stud."

Collected in Blood Splatters Quickly, available from Amazon.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014