Wednesday, September 26, 2018

TV Obscura: Blue Thunder


The TV series of the movie that got beat by Airwolf, the knock-off TV series of the movie.  With Dana Carvey, Dick Butkus, and Bubba Smith.


Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Tie-ins: Timecop

I watched a local premier of Pulp Fiction, and ended up sitting directly behind Quentin Tarantino and Richard Linklater.  I was excited about film in general, and this was shaping up to be the high of my movie going life.

Then the movie started.  Quentin promptly fell asleep, and I almost joined him.  Around hour four I thought to myself, what was the last movie I saw before this?  Timecop.  I wouldn't put Timecop in the top ten of Van Damme movies, and I'd struggle to name another nine.  It was still better than Pulp Fiction.  I was never bored and staring at the exit sign at Timecop.

While not the greatest, I did appreciate the little butterfly effect touches.  Every time Timecop came back to the present, little things would be different all over.  I guess the concept had legs.  The film was based on a comic, and there was a TV series based on the film, and a series of novels based on the series.

The series was written by Dan Parkinson and have neither Van Damme nor Ron Silver.  I haven't seen anything Timecop since the original airing.  I have seen Pulp Fiction, and my opinion has only gotten worse.


1994: Timecop by Steve Perry - novelization of the film


1998: Viper's Spawn by Dan Parkinson


1998: The Scavenger by Dan Parkinson


1999: Blood Ties by Dan Parkinson

Saturday, September 22, 2018

TM Gallery: Action Paperbacks


Phoenix Force 32: Fair Game by Gar Wilson
Political extremism runs rampant in Spain, unleashing a savage tidal wave of death and destruction. But when sixty innocents, including the family of a U.S. senator, are brutally massacred in the terrorist ambush of a tourist train, Phoenix Force is dispatched to Madrid on a mission of bloody retribution. Their "intrusion" greeted with hostile resentment by Spanish Security, the Force must dodge killing fire from both sides of the law- from a ruthless foe in front of them, and from vicious "allies" at their backs. 


The Executioner 276: Leviathan
When Mack Bolan goes undercover to destroy an offshore drilling rig that is being used as a narcotics manufacturing plant financed by corrupt CIA agents and the Mafia, the rig is attacked by otherworldly creatures who have a deadly mission of their own. 
Paperback from AbeBooks


Man on Fire by Bruce Douglas Reeves

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

TV Obscura: Shaping Up


With Leslie Neilsen, Jennifer Tilly, and Jake "Body by Jake" Jake.

TM Gallery: Movie Posters


Friday the 13th: The Orphan
A disturbed young man is plagued by horrific headaches that he believes make him commit murders. 


Eliminators
A mandroid (part man and part machine) seeks revenge on the evil scientist who created him. Enlisting the help of a beautiful woman and a mysterious ninja, he pursues the scientist in hopes of stopping him before he can further harm humanity.


Womens Prison Massacre
Emanuelle, a reporter, comes just a little too close to exposing a corrupt official, and is sent to prison on trumped-up charges. In the prison, the inmates are constantly humiliated and tortured by the prison staff. Overly affectionate prisoners are forced underwater, while others are obliged to look on.