Zombie Wall
by Joel M. Reed
Most of this short story is a noirish piece about someone fixing their sister up to marry a smelly autistic video game programmer who's due to inherit $150 billion dollars. The sister goes mad because of rough smelly sex and kills him. Then it turns out that the programmer was a literal zombie because a video game level made him a zombie, and he put a foot long rod of rebar in his urethra, as one does. All implied and off page, you pervert, but then again that bit was the only reason to read this other than the fact that the author directed Bloodsucking Freaks. Reed gets bored and can't think of an ending so he nukes silicon valley. I read it for free on Kindle Unlimited and want my money back.
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