by Doug Masters
1985, Charter
A Middle Eastern power has a weather control device that he's using to destroy the Western world and turn the Middle East into a paradise. Our Irish journalist with mildly superhuman powers is on the case.
We get a teams of eight little people eunuch acrobatics murdering people with razors and fisting their mistress, a massive underground base, and technical genius who calls himself Charlie Brown and surrounds himself with nude models named after Peanuts characters. Despite these elements the story drags and only picks up at the end.
This is made worse, so much worse, by his mission in the first half of the book - to seduce a lesbian. And by seduce, well, this was originally French. The scene itself is completely lifeless, devoid of any salacious value, and didn't really affect the story much.
After this, TNT has to satisfy a 69 woman harem to keep the guards from being alerted. This is done in about a page, and I think I timed it at a minute 20 seconds per woman within the story, which would barely cover the logistics.
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